when i say go away, it means go away

Well! I haven’t posted one of these in a while. It’s yet more fun with an ICQ’er who doesn’t know when to quit.

Before continuing, for those that wonder why I even bother leaving the web-aware feature on in ICQ, it’s because I do periodically make good friends on it. But in order to encounter good people you have to deal with the crappy ones. That’s just the way it works.

And if you’re wondering why I don’t block every idiot I come across in ICQ, if I did my block list would be 1,000+ long, so I don’t bother.

Many Non-US ICQ users are desperately seeking any American to chat with because they want to learn English. That is their only goal. They want to mooch off you for free English lessons just by chatting with them. It took me a long time to figure this out, because no matter many times you say “no”, no matter how many times you throw insults at them (and trust me you will after being bothered enough), no matter what you do, they just keep coming back for more. When I finally realized it was for English learning only, that was the piece of the puzzle I was missing.

Something new I’ve tried recently is, “sorry, no free English lessons, go away”. It’s very effective.

Here’s one that happened today with this genius.

Oh, and by the way, this genius has bugged me for three days in a row before I finally put the “no English lesson” drop on him.

The funniest part is that during the conversation, the genius claims he’s “his mother”, then proceeds to tell me “fuck you”. Classy broad, isn’t she?

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10:34 PM
can talk to do?

Rich
10:34 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

588644428
10:35 PM
Americans are so unfriendly to do?

Rich
10:35 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

588644428
10:36 PM
Oh my god  In my impression that the United States is very humorous and generous

Rich
10:36 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

588644428
10:37 PM
I am his mother do not you teach me English!!

Rich
10:37 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

588644428
10:39 PM
I am an American friend said that the Americans are very warm, it seems not the case

Rich
10:39 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

588644428
10:40 PM
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Rich
10:40 PM
sorry, no free English lessons, go away

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