the ideal woman (i.e. dream girl)

Stereotypical guy’s dream girl: A Playboy bunny who loves sports, lets him get drunk whenever he wants and actually knows what a “HEMI” is.

I am not a stereotypical man. In fact, I’m anything but that.

Here are some girls that I would date in a hot minute – if I knew where to find them.

Corporate Tyrant

This is a girl who has climbed the corporate ladder (the right way) and is very successful in her career. She makes a ton of money. Her friends accuse her of being married to her job, and they’re probably right. While she’s cute, men are very intimidated by her because she doesn’t take any crap from anyone. When asked why she doesn’t have a man of her own, she usually replies with “I don’t have the time” when in reality she does but hasn’t found anyone.

A girl like this has absolutely no “biological clock”. Doesn’t like kids and doesn’t want them. She’d rather be on a yacht sipping margaritas with her boyfriend – if she had one.

I’d be that boyfriend in a second.

I can imagine her saying to me one day “Hey, I have to close a deal in China for the company. Want to come along?”

Um.. yeah. :D How cool would that be?

Cowgirl

I hate horses. My sister used to ride English Saddle Seat and I had to go to these horse shows all the time as a kid. Never liked them, save for one thing – watching the girl riders. Whether Western or English, almost all of them were hot.

Cowgirls aren’t wusses. Don’t cross one because they can kick a man’s ass quite easily. They may look cute and dainty but most of them do work on a farm, meaning they do farm stuff involving manual labor, meaning they have muscles you probably don’t have.

I like cowgirls because they’re not lazy – and the fact they know how to wear jeans better than any other girl. For that reason I can deal with fact she takes care of and rides horses.

Successful real estate agent

I actually have several good reasons for wanting to date a successful real estate girl.

Note: Yes it would be required that she’s successful at it, meaning she easily makes a good living selling properties.

Anyway, here are the reasons:

1. Feminine

I have never ever seen a butch real estate girl. Real estate girls are always very feminine, very girly – and that’s hot.

2. Smart

You can’t be a successful real estate person unless you’re smart. If she’s successful at the game you know she’s got a brain and knows how to use it.

3. Knowledgeable

This girl actually knows the lay of the land – literally. She travels around quite a bit and knows where things are. This is attractive because she’ll periodically spot something cool that we could visit for the view. (I do take lots of landscape photos, don’cha know.)

4. Classy

This goes part and parcel with the feminine thing mentioned above. Real estate girls are very good at social graces. I like that.

5. Money master

A girl who’s good with finances is a goddess as far as I’m concerned. Not only would I get a cute girlfriend who’s wonderful all way ’round, but can you imagine the deal we’d get on a house and how much we’d save? Oh.. that’s beautiful. Totally beautiful. She can put a ring on my finger right then and there. (heh)

Rocket scientist

Note: This refers to any girl who’s more or less 100% nerd, has a master’s degree, PhD or the like and has a job that is exactly what she went to college for.

Rocket scientist girl is much like Corporate tyrant girl, with the exception that she probably works in a lab all day. She makes a lot of money, is very dedicated to her job but is also very, very lonely.

I have total respect for a girl that’s so unbelievably smart it puts me to shame. I also think it’s sexy.