icq revisited
If you listened to my latest audioblog you know that I started using ICQ again. One thing I do is leave the "web aware" function on. When you do this you sometimes get chatted by those who speak English very poorly.
I sometimes have a little too much fun when that happens.
Like this:
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583-646-951 (583646951) has added you
Hello
WHAT YOUR NAME IS
I AM THE GRAND POO-BAH - YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
AND YOU THAT SO DOES LOVE IT?
I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH
WITH MAYO
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
I AM THE GRAND POO-BAH, YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
DOSVIDANIYA
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH
IN ZHOPE
BRING ME MY SANDWICH WITH MAYO
GO YOU IN OPIZDU!
YOU HAVE NOT BROUGHT ME MY SANDWICH
YOU FAIL AT MAKING SANDWICHES
AND YOU WHO SUCH COCK MAYONEZNYY
COCK IS NOT SANDWICH
YOU WILL MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH HEAVY MAYO AND CHEESE
AND THAT IT?
AND FRIES
AT ALL OF IT IS YOU BETWEEN FEET
FEET IS NOT SANDWICH
YOU WILL MAKE THE GRAND POO-BAH A SANDWICH NOW
OPEN A DOOR ALREADY GIVE YOUR KATLETU
DOOR IS NOT SANDWICH
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH AND FRIES
IN TOILET
TOILET IS NOT SANDWICH
YOU WILL BRING ME MY SANDWICH WITH HEAVY MAYO, CHEESE AND FRIES
IT IS NOT
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH AND FRIES
YOU LOVE RUSSIANS?
I LOVE SANDWICHES
Yep. Heck of a way to spend a Sunday morning while I'm working on my GPS book. :-)
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Rich, you’ve got to start watching the cholesterol. Maybe swap the fries for some baked chips and cut back on the mayo. Also, “sudo make me a salad” might not be a bad way to go sometimes, either. I’m just saying….
Don’t worry I never got my sandwich. Or fries. Kinda disappointing.
Maybe you should have said “Sudo make me a sandwich.”
He probably would have thought I was addressing him as sudo as his name then. :-)