icq revisited

If you listened to my latest audioblog you know that I started using ICQ again. One thing I do is leave the “web aware” function on. When you do this you sometimes get chatted by those who speak English very poorly.

I sometimes have a little too much fun when that happens.

Like this:

583646951 (11:00 AM):
583-646-951 (583646951) has added you

583646951 (11:01 AM):
Hello

583646951 (11:01 AM):
WHAT YOUR NAME IS

Rich (11:02 AM):
I AM THE GRAND POO-BAH - YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING

Rich (11:02 AM):
MAKE ME A SANDWICH

583646951 (11:04 AM):
AND YOU THAT SO DOES LOVE IT?

Rich (11:04 AM):
I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Rich (11:04 AM):
WITH MAYO

583646951 (11:05 AM):
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Rich (11:05 AM):
I AM THE GRAND POO-BAH, YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING

Rich (11:05 AM):
MAKE ME A SANDWICH

583646951 (11:06 AM):
DOSVIDANIYA

Rich (11:06 AM):
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH

583646951 (11:06 AM):
IN ZHOPE

Rich (11:06 AM):
BRING ME MY SANDWICH WITH MAYO

583646951 (11:07 AM):
GO YOU IN OPIZDU!

Rich (11:07 AM):
YOU HAVE NOT BROUGHT ME MY SANDWICH

Rich (11:08 AM):
YOU FAIL AT MAKING SANDWICHES

583646951 (11:08 AM):
AND YOU WHO SUCH COCK MAYONEZNYY

Rich (11:09 AM):
COCK IS NOT SANDWICH

Rich (11:09 AM):
YOU WILL MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH HEAVY MAYO AND CHEESE

583646951 (11:09 AM):
AND THAT IT?

Rich (11:09 AM):
AND FRIES

583646951 (11:10 AM):
AT ALL OF IT IS YOU BETWEEN FEET

Rich (11:10 AM):
FEET IS NOT SANDWICH

Rich (11:10 AM):
YOU WILL MAKE THE GRAND POO-BAH A SANDWICH NOW

583646951 (11:11 AM):
OPEN A DOOR ALREADY GIVE YOUR KATLETU

Rich (11:11 AM):
DOOR IS NOT SANDWICH

Rich (11:11 AM):
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH AND FRIES

583646951 (11:12 AM):
IN TOILET

Rich (11:12 AM):
TOILET IS NOT SANDWICH

Rich (11:12 AM):
YOU WILL BRING ME MY SANDWICH WITH HEAVY MAYO, CHEESE AND FRIES

583646951 (11:13 AM):
IT IS NOT

Rich (11:13 AM):
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH AND FRIES

583646951 (11:13 AM):
YOU LOVE RUSSIANS?

Rich (11:13 AM):
I LOVE SANDWICHES

Yep. Heck of a way to spend a Sunday morning while I’m working on my GPS book. :-)

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