I will be doing something I've been meaning to take care of for years now, that being to remove the bump from my face.
This bump started as a tiny little lump that was barely noticeable back in my late teens. At the time I didn't pay it any mind because it wasn't anything to worry about. Over the years this thing grew in size. It's not huge nor is it horrific looking, but now it's a bump and a noticeable one at that, and it has been this way since my mid-20s.
Being that I'm so sick and tired of having this stupid thing, I made an appointment to see a dermatologist and will be going tomorrow. The consultation will be free, but even if the doc says it will cost $1,000 to remove, I will finance it and just do it. I've already decided that it will be totally worth the money because this bump serves as nothing but as an embarrassment. I hate it. I absolutely.. frickin'.. hate it.
I'll be happy to have this thing laser'd off or whatever the doc does to get rid of it.
The title of this bloggo is a joke and I'll tell you why. People put up NEVER FORGET web pages (or for the stupid, NEVAR FORGET) whenever one of their friends or family members dies. It isn't just limited to web pages either. I've seen NEVER FORGET on cars, too.
The reason it's a joke because people do forget. Often. In fact, forever changes from an infinite to finite in internet time. Were you to judge how long forever lasts on the internet, it's between three to six months. Or less. Yes, I know. Comical.
One site which is sure to put a lump in your throat is DeathSpace. Although the blog isn't updated any longer, it's a list of dead-as-a-doorknob MySpace users whose pages do still exist.
Each picture you see there will lead you to the departed's MySpace profile.
A few interesting notes:
- Most of the people listed on DeathSpace died in their teens.
- Each MySpace page shows what their age would have been were they still alive today.
- People routinely visit the departed's MySpace pages and leave comments. You'll see lots of I-miss-you's and such.
- The causes of death are everything from car accidents to drowning to accidentally getting shot to murder and everything in between, including autoerotic asphyxiation. One who dies from such a thing is called an autoerotic fatality.
Sorry but I just had to throw that in there. 🙂
These MySpace profiles of dead teens are now their virtual tombstones where people go to pay their respects.
Yeah. Just a bit.
I received a letter in the mail addressed to "current resident" that Tampa Hondaland was offering 0% for 60-month financing, stimulus assistance, and better help in with a trade-in value. Furthermore, the ad said they would give a $250 certificate just for stopping by with no purchase necessary for Wal-Mart, Publix, Home Depot, Sam's Club or NASCAR Racing Store - your choice.
My '05 GMC Canyon at this point is worth 10k on trade. It was worth 8k only two years ago, but because of huge auto industry sales slump, it's now worth 10. I knew this before even going to the dealership.
What happened was this:
All the Civics were overpriced and there was no way I could get one.
The Fit on the other hand is in my price range, but they don't have a sunroof option at all.
There was only one Fit that suited me, but unfortunately it was black and had 60k miles on it. And I hate black cars because they're a nightmare to keep clean.
I test drove the Fit, and to be honest I really liked it. It was a manual transmission (which I wanted) that shifted smoothly, had a good ride and felt great when driving.
I almost bought the car.
So why didn't I?
I said that I'd be willing to pay $310 a month - but only if a sunroof was installed, included in the final price and the final price of the car was to my liking.
It was all downhill from there.
No matter how many times I asked for the price of the car, nobody would tell me. The answer was, "we're working on it" each time. Not cool. At that point I was ticked off. No more $310 a month for you. It's $300 a month or nothing now since you're so unwilling to tell me the price of the stupid car - which I never found out by the way.
They offered $320 a month. NO.
Then they wanted a down payment to lower the monthly. NO.
Then at one point a sales manager asked me if I'd be willing to give a down payment from my credit card. WHAT? Are you NUTS? NO.
Back and forth the sales guy went. Sat down at the desk with me. Asked for a down payment. NO. Went to the sales room. Came back. Asked again for a down payment. NO. Went back to the sales room again. Came back again and asked for a down payment. NO, NO and oh yeah, by the way, NO.
I swear, I sounded like David Spade:
At 2:58pm I looked at my cell phone while, of course, waiting for the sales guy to come back.
What the hell.. I've been here for two hours. Somebody better start making some sense or I'm out o' here.
At 3pm almost on the dot he comes back, and the sales guy starts spinning again with his sales jive trying to convince me to pay more than I should.
I said, rather loudly, "With that said, FUGGIT", got up and stormed out.
The guy chased me outside. I said NO again, walked to my truck, and left.
Oh, and that $250 certificate? I was told it was only for the NASCAR racing store "that week". In other words, worthless.
After I got home I did some research and looked up the true value of that particular car with 60k miles on it. Put simply, it's not worth even $300 a month.
I give credit to the sales staff at Tampa Hondaland because they fought for my business tooth and nail. They tried. But unfortunately they screwed up royally, because nobody should be in a car dealership for two hours just to get the price of a car, which is what ultimately led me to storming out of there.
There is a silver lining to all this however. I did get to test drive a Fit. I really liked it and know that it would serve very well as my next car.
But if I do buy one, I certainly won't be buying it from Tampa Hondaland. No. Way.
- Casio AW80 and AW81 (with instructions on how to set)
- List of 24.75" scale length guitars and other shorter models
- Casio F-91W cheat sheet
- The music store is not as good as you remember it
- Casio watches for a small wrist
- Gibson's "Norlin era" electric guitars
- Casio watches with the most features for under 20 bucks
- Casio W59 is better than Casio F-91W
- Getting a lightweight electric guitar the easy way
- Blue's Clues Learning Watch (it's kinda ridiculous)
- 3:2 really is the best aspect ratio for photography
- Hoarding does make more sense now
- What is a good watch for winter?
- I haven't upgraded to Windows 11 (and probably won't)
- The future of USB is C and A