am i lying? - blog edition

There's a thing going around YouTube right now where people are posting videos with questions about themselves, then asking the question whether they're lying or not.

Being that I don't vlog, here's my blog edition of it.

Read the following about me and decide for yourself whether each is true or false. In a week from the time of this bloggo I will post the answers.

1. Back when I owned a green Camaro, one time I was driving with my father, took a corner too hard and ended up the woods.
2. I lost my virginity at 16 years old.
3. I have been to California.
4. At one of my previous jobs, I did date a girl from work.
5. I once farted in a church. It was loud, everyone looked at me and I just wanted to die right there.
6. My music has appeared in 3 video games.
7. I once got rug burn on my knees from having sex (with a girl obviously) on a living room carpet.
8. I have had sex with 2 girls at once.
9. I have cheated on a girl before.
10. One time I got so drunk that I had to be taken to the hospital.
11. I have never broken a bone, nor have I ever had measles, mumps or chicken pox.
12. I once locked myself out of my truck, had to call a locksmith and pay him $40 to unlock it.
13. On average, I will watch less than 3 hours of television per month.
14. I'm actually five years older than I say I am.
15. Secretly, I like country music.
16. I am afraid of guns.
17. I took Judo classes when I was a kid.
18. I once shook Sgt. Slaughter's hand.
19. My first musical instrument was the trumpet.
20. I am very good at math.