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I have a land-line phone only because my DSL connection requires it. The only calls I ever receive on that line are telemarketers and bill collectors looking for people THAT ARE NOT ME.

I do have a phone attached to the line with a built-in answering machine. I have it set to play a message then hang up.

This is what it plays (WAV file).

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