Chickened out
People who know me know I despise useless Flash intros, a.k.a. "Flashturbation" as it's said on Web Pages That Suck from time to time. I wanted to play a joke on that and made a Flash intro of my own, but just as I was about to put it on the site, I said "Nah..."
Still came out pretty cool even though I'm not going to use it. Take a look.