Diary of a madman

Some of my favorite Ozzy Osbourne quotes.

"I hate these f*cking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!"

"Every year I hear metal is dying. It's been dying since f*cking 1978!"

"My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk."

"I'm not picking up dog sh*t. I'm a rock star."

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