icq revisited
If you listened to my latest audioblog you know that I started using ICQ again. One thing I do is leave the "web aware" function on. When you do this you sometimes get chatted by those who speak English very poorly.
I sometimes have a little too much fun when that happens.
Like this:
583646951 (11:00 AM):
583-646-951 (583646951) has added you583646951 (11:01 AM):
Hello583646951 (11:01 AM):
WHAT YOUR NAME ISRich (11:02 AM):
I AM THE GRAND POO-BAH - YOU WILL DO MY BIDDINGRich (11:02 AM):
MAKE ME A SANDWICH583646951 (11:04 AM):
AND YOU THAT SO DOES LOVE IT?Rich (11:04 AM):
I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICHRich (11:04 AM):
WITH MAYO583646951 (11:05 AM):
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?Rich (11:05 AM):
I AM THE GRAND POO-BAH, YOU WILL DO MY BIDDINGRich (11:05 AM):
MAKE ME A SANDWICH583646951 (11:06 AM):
DOSVIDANIYARich (11:06 AM):
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH583646951 (11:06 AM):
IN ZHOPERich (11:06 AM):
BRING ME MY SANDWICH WITH MAYO583646951 (11:07 AM):
GO YOU IN OPIZDU!Rich (11:07 AM):
YOU HAVE NOT BROUGHT ME MY SANDWICHRich (11:08 AM):
YOU FAIL AT MAKING SANDWICHES583646951 (11:08 AM):
AND YOU WHO SUCH COCK MAYONEZNYYRich (11:09 AM):
COCK IS NOT SANDWICHRich (11:09 AM):
YOU WILL MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH HEAVY MAYO AND CHEESE583646951 (11:09 AM):
AND THAT IT?Rich (11:09 AM):
AND FRIES583646951 (11:10 AM):
AT ALL OF IT IS YOU BETWEEN FEETRich (11:10 AM):
FEET IS NOT SANDWICHRich (11:10 AM):
YOU WILL MAKE THE GRAND POO-BAH A SANDWICH NOW583646951 (11:11 AM):
OPEN A DOOR ALREADY GIVE YOUR KATLETURich (11:11 AM):
DOOR IS NOT SANDWICHRich (11:11 AM):
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH AND FRIES583646951 (11:12 AM):
IN TOILETRich (11:12 AM):
TOILET IS NOT SANDWICHRich (11:12 AM):
YOU WILL BRING ME MY SANDWICH WITH HEAVY MAYO, CHEESE AND FRIES583646951 (11:13 AM):
IT IS NOTRich (11:13 AM):
WHERE IS MY SANDWICH AND FRIES583646951 (11:13 AM):
YOU LOVE RUSSIANS?Rich (11:13 AM):
I LOVE SANDWICHES
Yep. Heck of a way to spend a Sunday morning while I'm working on my GPS book. 🙂
