lack of pants

Someone knocked, or rather banged, on my door today. I did not answer because at the time I was not wearing any pants.

I got up, searched for some pants and found a pair. As I was putting them on, whoever-it-was banged on my door again. I was not finished putting on the pants so I couldn't answer said door.

I finished putting on my pants, went to answer the door, opened it, and...