rich menga books gear search about contact
***Secret FSR Fender guitars? Yes, they exist, and they're right here

matching salt'n'pepper shakers

Just in case you ever wondered what Al is saying in the fast lyric run from the song Hardware Store (on the album Poodle Hat), here ya go:

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, b.b. pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

Makes me wonder if he ever performed the song live.

Here's a clip of the lyric above. Make sure you buy the Poodle Hat album. My review: It's good!

image
Best ZOOM R8 tutorial book
highly rated, get recording quick!

060708

More articles to check out

  1. Back when a 3.5" screen was good enough (and still is)
  2. 32GB microSD memory cards might be on the way out
  3. Ibanez does a "Negative Antigua" finish
  4. The guitar some buy in threes because they can: Grote GT-150
  5. You're not allowed to change a brake light in a new car?
  6. Unexpected surprise, Casio F201
  7. Why the Epiphone Explorer is better than the Gibson (for now)
  8. You should surround yourself in guitar luxury
  9. Forgotten Gibson: 1983 Map Guitar
  10. Casio MTP-V003, the one everyone missed