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Politically incorrect but unfortunately true

I was driving to the bank today and stopped at a red light, there was one car in front of me. It was a woman driver (younger one) talking on her cell phone. Light turned green - she had no idea. Just sat there gabbin' away on her cell phone. Had to honk at her to get her to move. Then she has the nerve to look back at me in her rear view mirror as if I did something wrong.

Every single time this has ever happened to me, it has been a teen-to-tween (tween means 20's) woman driver on her cell phone. Never fails. And they all look the same:

White or hispanic girl, long straight hair, with those cool (only to her) dark oval sunglasses bought for 5 bucks at Wal-Mart. Skinny to the point of being disgusting. Cell phone is usually one of those very stupid looking "colored" things, like pink or royal purple and is usually pretty beat-up looking. The car? Usually a four-cylinder piece of garbage like a Chevy Cavalier or Dodge Neon with stuffed animals in the rear window and worn out bumper stickers on the rear bumper. Usually at least one tail light is not working.

I pray to God that someone passes a DWT (Driving-While-Talking) law in this state. Several other states have already adopted this. I very much support the DWT law.

If you can afford a cell phone, you can afford a hands-free setup or an earpiece with a mic attached. It's only 20 bucks at Radio Shack, so you have no excuse. I have the earpiece with the mic. Works just fine.

NFL says "screw you" to MTV

Guess that little boobie-popper at the Music Television produced Super Bowl halftime show really ticked off the National Football League.

"We were extremely disappointed by elements of the MTV-produced halftime show" - NFL

"They were totally inconsistent with assurances our office was given about the show. It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime." - NFL

Bad call, MTV. Really bad call. You just basically screwed yourself out of ever being on the biggest broadcast that happens every year ever again.

Guess that MTV forgot that a Super Bowl audience is much different than a typical MTV audience.

Ms. Janet pops a boobie

The halftime show for the Super Bowl sucked as usual, with one exception: Justin Timberlake grabbed Janet Jackson's top and a boobie popped out, showing a little silver thingy on the nipple. Publicity stunt? Probably. It sure looked intentional. And maybe I'm streching here, but should an outfit like that have separate parts just to cover a girl's chest?? Hmm...

Let us now stare at Janet's boobie in awe (and to those wondering, this technically does not count as "adult rated" material since the nipple is covered, and besides, I never claimed this web site to be "family friendly"):

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Awwwww man she's a beastly lookin' thing. Eesh. 🙂

Janet was outdone however. A fat guy jumped out on the field nearly naked and started doing what looked like a bad rendition of the Riverdance right after halftime. While Janet showing a boobie is exciting, a fat guy doin' the Riverdance in his (almost) birthday suit is just plain hilarious. 😀