rant: stupid people should not use instant messaging
This rant is about people who completely fail at instant messaging.
If you are a slow typer:
You fail.
If you expect someone else (i.e. the person you're chatting with) to hold up the entire conversation:
You fail.
If you are the question-question-question type but say nothing about yourself:
You fail.
If you use MSN:
You fail.
If you all of a sudden start typing really fast only when someone has ticked you off:
You fail.
If you have ever called someone "dude" in chat:
You fail.
If you use the same shortened misspelled crap-ass grammar on chat as you do when text messaging:
You fail. (You do have a full keyboard at your disposal so you have no excuse.)
If you start a conversation with a message that's more than 15 words long:
You fail. (Don't make me scroll..)
If you have ever typed "lol" in chat:
You fail.
If you have ever typed "LOL" as if it means something totally different than "lol":
You fail.
If your screen name contains "xxx" anywhere in it:
You fail.
If your screen name begins and ends with an "x":
You fail.
If your screen name begins with a number:
You fail.
If your screen name begins and ends with a number:
You fail.
If your screen name has a dash, period or underscore in it:
You fail.
If your screen name is an e-mail address:
You fail. (STOP USING MSN..)
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