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Title: "vents in bathroom not working"

3/17/2005 5:59:07 PM
THE BATHROOM EXHUAST VENTS ARE NOT REMOVING THE FOUL ODERS.THAT BATHROOM NEEDS SOMETHING DONE TO MAKE IT BAREIBLE TO USE. THANK YOU

3/17/2005 6:23:31 PM
Sent email that the hd does not take care of foul smells in bathrooms

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Title: "Coke machine not working"

7/14/2004 3:54:37 PM
The coke machine in Bldg 130, in the side hall on the way to bldg 140 ate my dollar bill. I cannot insert another. The machine seems to be jammed now.

7/14/2004 4:01:42 PM
[company] does not maintain the soda machines. You will need to report the issue to Facilities

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