ripe old age?

Fact 1: Stupid people list their ages as 69 on their MySpace profiles to hide their true age and/or to do the white-trash "I'm sexy" thing.

Fact 2: Have you seen how many of these idiots "turned" 70 because they forgot about the age setting?

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