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tampa pimpin'

At 4am today I was up and took a run to the local 7-Eleven for some breakfast grub. I go in, grab a breakfast burrito (already hot, thank you very much) and go to pay.

While at the checkout, in the door walks in this girl, wearing a bright purple tube top (striped), a short skirt, heels and accessorized with clown-like star earrings bigger than a 50-cent coin.

She looked like a walking side show act.

After I walked outside, parked in front of the store is a guy in a Lincoln Town Car with 20-inch rims - and it's sparklin'.

That was her pimp.

Walking back to my truck I chuckled, because even Tampa whores need a Slurpee every so often.

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