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Dean Markley Vintage Electric Reissue Strings

Tue 2012 Feb 14

These things are awesome. :)

See a video demo of me playing these strings.


soap

Mon 2012 Feb 13

I have a thing for 1970s TV sitcoms. I was born in the '70s, but as I got older I just made a beeline to 70s television. For years I couldn't understand why, but I think I've figured it out now somewhat.

When you watch just about any show from that era, it's like going into another world, because for all intents and purposes, it is. And for my guilty pleasure of diving into 1970s TV in this post, we'll take a look at Soap.

The look

Soap looks weird because it was purposely shot on video and not film. This was probably done on purpose to further push along the idea of parodying daytime soap operas of the time, which were some of the first to switch from film to video.

Video technologies of the 1970s were awful. Skin tones no matter the color are nowhere near what they're supposed to look like in real life. Also, everything looks out of focus even though it's in focus. That was the best they could do with the technology back then. It was also very common to see sheens of light and even hot spots in some instances because the sets were lit up like a Christmas tree with super-hot lighting to accommodate for the bad color reproduction of the cameras being used.

The positive to all this awfulness is that it created a look of its own that is decidedly 1970s and belongs to no other era.

Should you decide to watch this show, something you have to bear in mind is that Soap was made at a time when all TVs were tube-type, so of course the show was made to look best on that type of television. Tube-type TVs of the era easily hid imperfections and video editors knew this. When viewing this show on a modern flat-panel or computer monitor, you see the whole frame (remember, on tube-types the outer edge of the frame is cut off) and every single imperfection really sticks out.

"Recorded in front of a live studio audience"

As far as I'm aware, every episode of Soap was recorded in a studio with a real audience, meaning no laugh track and no added-in laugh audio. Every laugh you hear is real.

There are shows that still record in front of an audience today, but nowhere near the same to what shows like Soap were like for two reasons. The first is that if a joke really went well and the audience was roaring with laughter, the actors had to purposely wait until that died down until moving on with the script while at the same time getting the scene done in a way that could be "fit" on television with commercials. And if the joke dropped like a brick, the actors had to speed along to the next joke quicker to keep the flow of the show going.

If that's not pressure, I don't know what is. It's even more difficult than doing a stage play because you're bound by the constricts of TV time.

Different world, way different humor

Soap aired from 1977 to 1981, and there are jokes told in Soap that would greatly offend people today or at bare minimum make them feel very uncomfortable. In the very first episode, you'll hear jokes that are racist, sexist, homophobic and demeaning - but it all magically works because the show was written by the right people and acted by the right actors.

The 1970s was very daring and it was a golden time for television. They did stuff on TV back then they wouldn't dare do now for fear of having their network offices stormed.

Some people just know how to do it right

You may notice that the end title credits for every episode of Soap look exactly the same as The Golden Girls. There's a reason for that. Susan Harris created them both.

Susan had a magic touch for television sitcoms that has not been equaled by many. The woman simply knew how to come up with killer ideas and even more killer jokes. She's simply a force in television, no question about it.

Soap's humor does not translate at all in 2012

I have enough knowledge about 1970s popular culture where I understand the jokes in Soap and know why they're funny. And for some I'll even laugh out loud at them.

However, unless you know 1970s popular culture like I do, or are older than I and lived through it, you won't understand Soap. In fact, you'd probably find most of it pretty boring and/or be distracted by other things easily while watching it. You may think, "I can't believe people used to dress like that!", or "Hey, look! A rotary phone!", or "Why are so many things colored avocado or dark yellow?", etc.

The first episode of Soap aired 13 Sep 1977, which at the time of this writing was 34 years and 5 months ago. In other words, a long frickin' time ago. You have to accommodate for that when watching Soap. No cell phones, no personal computers, no internet, no cable television. Things were really different back then.

Why do I bother watching this stuff?

I like the jokes and the cultural references, but a lot of the reason I watch it is for style. In that sleepy little New England town I grew up in, 1970s style ruled the roost in just about everyone's house all the way up until the mid-1990s. Yes, really.

It was not uncommon at all to go over to a friend's house and find crushed avocado-colored carpet, or in some instances shag carpet. It was not uncommon to see wood everywhere. Varnished wooden shelves, varnished wooden entertainment centers, faux wood-covered clocks, etc. I mean, you saw so much stuff from the 70s all over the place that you'd think everyone bought everything in 1977 and just stopped right there.

It wasn't until the early-to-mid 1990s where everyone upgraded their old stuff. Yeah, it took that long.

People these days throw out stuff every 5 years because everything is made so cheap and breaks sooner. Why do you think there's so much stuff in perfect working order from the late 70s and early 80s on eBay? Because it all still works.

So yeah, the 70s stuff brings back a little bit of how things used to be, without having to buy 700lbs. worth of 1970s crapola to make it happen. Remember, a VCR in the 70s was something like 30 pounds. Yeesh..


20 things i've never done

Wed 2012 Feb 8

This is not one of those "list of things to do before I die" type of things, because some of the stuff below I have no interest in doing; see if you can guess which.

  1. Water-skied
  2. Gone bungee jumping
  3. Watched Wayne's World in its entirety (I've only seen clips)
  4. Learned a polka song
  5. Used rollerblades (roller skates, yes, rollerblades, no)
  6. Piloted an aircraft of any kind
  7. Ridden a unicycle
  8. Played a ukulele Did this.
  9. Read War & Peace
  10. Owned a house
  11. Visited anywhere outside of the United States
  12. Learned how to say "Where is the bathroom?" in 5 different languages
  13. Ridden a motorcycle
  14. Went camping (to the best of my knowledge, I've never done it)
  15. Bought a comic book
  16. Wrote a feature-length screenplay
  17. Gone skydiving
  18. Rode on a public bus
  19. Dated a scientist
  20. Drank whiskey

I actually had to really think hard to come up with 20 things I've never done that weren't outright ridiculous.


Rich's recommended guitar strings for Squier Stratocasters

Sun 2012 Feb 5

To the best of my knowledge, both Squier and Fender Stratocasters come equipped from the factory with .009 to .042 gauge strings, which is considered to be "extra light" or "super light" as far as string weight is concerned.

In my experience I find that the best string for a Strat is one that has nickel content in it. That type of metal brings out a brightness in the Stratocaster that other strings don't.

These are the brands I recommend, all in .009 to .042, and why I like them.

  • D'Addario EXL120 - You basically can't go wrong with a set of these. They suit the Strat very well, keep their brightness for a good long while and they're always available. Even if you prefer another brand over this one, this should be your "backup brand" just in case the kind you normally buy are out of stock.
  • Dean Markley NickelSteel Electric - Whenever I see these, I buy them because they usually go out of stock quickly. One of the best-kept secrets for Strats as far as I'm concerned.
  • DR Strings Tite-Fit LT-9 - Don't let the plain packaging fool you, because these are great for Strats. They require a longer break-in time, but it's worth it.
  • Fender Super Bullets 3250L - Fantastic string, with the only drawback being they lose brightness fairly quickly, so if you don't change strings often, you probably wouldn't like these. But if you do change your strings out frequently, you'll like the bullets.

Why didn't I mention Ernie Ball Super Slinky's?

Everyone's familiar with the 2223, as in "the pink one", and I've tried them off and on over the years, but the result is always the same for my playing style - SNAP! Busted string. Usually the 2 (B) string.

If you like EB 2223's, that's fine, but I can't recommend them based on my experience.

Some more thoughts on different string types, and general advice on string changing

Frozen or coated strings

I purposely use strings that aren't "special" in any way, like cryogenic-treated (frozen during manufacturing process) or coated strings or any of that other stuff because it doesn't really add anything to my sound.

The only thing I see with those special strings is a higher price tag and not too much else.

"I want a guitar string that lasts for years"

The only people who say this are usually guitar collectors that don't play their guitars very often. Otherwise, no matter what brand of string you go with, you're going to change them out at least once every few weeks.

Guitars are machines, and machines need maintenance, so you will have to go through the chore of changing strings out every once in a while. That's just the way it is.

Too much nickel is usually a bad thing for Strats

You'll notice that there are some strings for sale that are "pure nickel". You might think these will make for a super-bright tone, but that's not what you'll get. All-nickel strings have a significantly mellower tone to them, which is why I recommended the strings above that are a combination of nickel and steel.

If you like a mellower sound to your strings (maybe for jazz?), then by all means go for it. This is the only instance where I do recommend EB strings. In particular, the heavier 10-gauge set Ernie Ball 2251.

Remember: If you switch gauges, you have to adjust your saddles

Saddle heights for 9-gauge are not the same for 10-gauge and vice versa. This even counts if you decide to go with a "heavy bottom, light top" set such as .009 to .046.

The adjustments you need to make are minor if you switch gauges, but just remember you will have to do it.


goodfellas

Thu 2012 Feb 2

I could probably list a thousand reasons why Goodfellas is one of the best movies ever made. The perfect character development. The flawless pacing. The masterful editing. I could probably prattle on for hours about this flick.

What makes Goodfellas near-perfect however is the one thing that makes for a good movie over everything else - you get completely immersed in the movie and feel a connection from beginning to end. When watching this film, you really feel like you're living Henry Hill's life.

Director Martin Scorcese is the magic behind this movie. The man simply has the director's eye and knows how to use it. I find myself saying, "Wow, what a cool shot that was" many, many times during this film without losing track of anything that's going on. All of that is of course is what the director wanted you to see. It's like the guy simply knows exactly what you as the viewer would want to train your eye on at any given point of the story. There is no shot that's too long, too short, has the wrong color, or anything like that. The whole thing just plain works.

As for the pacing, it's just flawless as I said above. You are told exactly what you need to be told to move things along and nothing you don't. The speed of which things transition feels completely natural. When things slow down, it feels right. When things speed up, it also feels right. During scenes with voiceovers, you totally feel like you're in the mind of the person you're hearing. I mean, we're talking The Shawshank Redemption style of pacing here. It's that good.

Goodfellas easily makes my top 10 favorite movies of all time. Probably in the top 5 if I really think about it. You've probably already seen it at least twice. See it again.


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