20 things i've never done
This is not one of those "list of things to do before I die" type of things, because some of the stuff below I have no interest in doing; see if you can guess which.
- Water-skied
- Gone bungee jumping
- Watched Wayne's World in its entirety (I've only seen clips)
- Learned a polka song
- Used rollerblades (roller skates, yes, rollerblades, no)
- Piloted an aircraft of any kind
- Ridden a unicycle
- Played a ukulele
- Read War & Peace
- Owned a house
- Visited anywhere outside of the United States
- Learned how to say "Where is the bathroom?" in 5 different languages
- Ridden a motorcycle
- Went camping (to the best of my knowledge, I've never done it)
- Bought a comic book
- Wrote a feature-length screenplay
- Gone skydiving
- Rode on a public bus
- Dated a scientist
- Drank whiskey
I actually had to really think hard to come up with 20 things I've never done that weren't outright ridiculous.
Published 2012 Feb 8
