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The worst Halloween costume I've ever seen

This is seriously making me lose my faith in humanity.

In my time on this Earth, I've seen a lot of stuff. Most of the time, whenever I see something odd, I just give it a miss. But every now and then, something comes along that actually makes me stop and ask questions. Questions like, "Who thought of this? Why was time and effort put into designing this garbage? Why were resources completely wasted to even make this thing?" Yeah, things like that.

And with that, I bring you:

...the poop and toilet paper couples Halloween costume. Yes, this actually exists.

But wait, it gets better. There is also the corn poop costume. And don't think the kids are left out, because there's a poop costume for kids too.

Let's just examine all this for a moment.

I genuinely feel sorry for any kid that gets one of these even if they asked for it. That means the parent, not thinking at all of the total embarrassment that kid will face in the future (because of course pictures will be taken to look back on at a future date), just said, "Yep, this is good. I'll dress my child as a turd. What could possibly go wrong?"

As for the adults, anybody that wears a poop costume has made a conscious decision to dress as human waste. Think about that.

True, poop is far from the grossest thing you could dress as for Halloween. For example, you could dress as a zombie in which there are many levels of how gross you want to get with that.

However, dressing as a zombie is not the same as dressing as human waste. The poop costume is the most unimaginative, low-brow, tasteless thing you could wear. You might as well wear a sign that says "I'm stupid" to go along with it, because you are if you wear a poop costume.

Don't get a poop costume. And if you see any of your friends wearing one this year, stop being friends with them. You do not want to be associated with an idiot that dresses up as human waste.

Published 2022 Sep 15

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