I hate my car dealership
My truck was in for service this morning so I had to take a crappy '99 Oldsmobile Intrigue loaner car until they were finished with it. Here's an actual shot of that car's steering wheel, untouched (for real, it's really like this):
Yes, "courteous" is spelled wrong.
This is either a really laid back horse or it's saying something like "get the hell away from me".
Note before continuing: Do not attempt this, it's a really dumb idea. That being said..
First I'll tell the first PSU story then the second.