I am old?
Fact: Anyone over the age of 22 on the internet is considered to be an old fart.
Get used to it because it’s true.
I remember some kid was chatting with me once, asked how old I was, then promptly replied with “DUDE U R SO OLD!!!!!”
Yep, that’s me. Mr. Old Fart. (Find out how “old” I am here.)
Am I old?
You only think so if you’re younger than 22.