I am old?

Fact: Anyone over the age of 22 on the internet is considered to be an old fart.

Sound ridiculous?

Get used to it because it’s true.

I remember some kid was chatting with me once, asked how old I was, then promptly replied with “DUDE U R SO OLD!!!!!”

Yep, that’s me. Mr. Old Fart. (Find out how “old” I am here.)

Am I old?

You only think so if you’re younger than 22.