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The shocker

the-shockerToday I learned what a shocker is. Now I admit, I've been around the block a few times sexually (hetero only you fuggin' perv,) but never have I attempted a shocker on a girl. Hmm...

What I find most amusing is the common phrases for a shocker, such as:

Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the slut, one in the butt
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the koot, one in the boot

..and so on.

And possibly the best foam finger that ever existed, the big shocker.

This is almost but not quite as entertaining as this beer.

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