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Ring.

Ring.

Rich: "Hello?"

Sales douche bag: "Hello, may I speak with [blah blah blah]?"

Rich: "Speaking."

Sales douche bag: "Sir, I'd just like to let you know that you've been approved for a DiscoverCard Plati--"

Rich: [click]

Note to DiscoverCard: I'M ONE OF YOUR FRICKIN' MERCHANTS THAT ACCEPTS YOUR CARDS. Don't hock your wares on one of your own sellers.

Thank you.

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