sam i am

I finally ponied up and got a Sam's Club membership.

Why?

Because Sam's is the only place that sells cases of Monster LO-CARB soda.

I know what you're thinking.

So.. you got a Sam's membership just for that soda?

Yes. I'm totally addicted to the stuff but it's prohibitively expensive.

It costs over $2.50 a can (tax not included) in you buy them individually.

When you buy it by the case it's $1.29 a can (tax included).

The Sam's yearly membership fee will have paid for itself after the second case.