you have no chance to survive, make your time
There are times when someone writes an article that just takes itself way too seriously. Neowin posted one. But the comment thread made everything right once again. 🙂
Aside from that jackass comment from Berserk87 that almost (but didn't) ruin it, this was done in fine style.
And if you have NO FRICKIN' IDEA why this thread is funny, this is a super old school meme All Your Base Are Belong To Us (video).